{"id":1,"date":"2013-10-03T01:00:36","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T01:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/?p=1"},"modified":"2013-10-06T15:14:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-06T15:14:26","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Yellow Jackets!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, while digging up kudzu behind our house, I discovered it is extremely difficult to sprint through bamboo, especially carrying a pickaxe. \u00a0I made this discovery shortly after the accidental discovery of a yellow jacket nest. \u00a0There are few sounds quite as panic-inducing as the sudden buzz of wasp wings swarming inches from one&#8217;s head. \u00a0So I ran as best I could out of the bamboo and across the yard to safety. \u00a0I escaped with only two stings; one in the neck and one in the bicep. Now I have a few days of throbbing and itching to endure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, while digging up kudzu behind our house, I discovered it is extremely difficult to sprint through bamboo, especially carrying a pickaxe. \u00a0I made this discovery shortly after the accidental discovery of a yellow jacket nest. \u00a0There are few sounds &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/?p=1\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8,"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/8"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanvan.com\/outsiders\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}